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Barnie’s Cafe Blend Coffee Review


[spoiler title=’Click here to read the transcript. ‘ style=’default’ collapse_link=’true’]- Hey, welcome to Coffee Coffee Coffee, your place for average-Joe coffee reviews. Today’s coffee is Barnie’s, but not that really annoying purple dinosaur.

– We’re reviewing Barnie’s Café Blend, which is a medium roast. It says that it’s soothingly smooth and balanced. 100% Arabica coffee.

– Right, let’s show the artwork there. It’s kind of like a steam punk-esque.

– Yeah, it’s nice.

– It’s neat looking.

– Yeah, I like it. It’s probably my favorite part of the bag.

– Got a coffee-powered umbrella-ed thing.

– Airship.

– Yeah, isn’t it powered by coffee?

– Yeah, it’s a 10 ounce bag though.

– Yeah, that’s true. 10 ounces and we paid $7 for that and it was typically $9 at Publix. Don’t know how much it costs at the stores near you.

– Yeah, so, fun fact. It started, Barnie’s Coffee that is, started in Winter Park, Florida, which is just a short drive away.

– That’s right. We had a real-estate closing there last year and went to a nice Italian restaurant.

– Ooh, yeah. Do you remember the name of it?

– Luciano’s. Pavarati’s. Luciano’s.

– Was it? I don’t know. It was good.

– Leotardo’s.

-I don’t think so, but anyway, the coffee. That’s the main thing.

– Le Café.

– Have you ever eaten- or have you ever gone to a Barnie’s?

– There was a Barnie’s in the mall where I grew up, which was here.

– You grew up in a mall?

– No, not quite. I was there a lot, but there was a Barnie’s there long before I drank coffee and I always remembered walking by it, thinking, “That smells really good in there.” It always did, outside of it.

– Yeah.

– And it was. This would’ve been like the late 80’s, early 90’s.

– Yeah, I don’t remember ever having one near me when I was growing up. So, this coffee, though. To me, it is what the bag says, which is smooth, well-balanced. It’s kind of just a good cup of coffee. There nothing that I taste like, “Ooh, that’s got really- certain kind of flavor.” It’s just kind of like, okay.

– Yeah, it’s a little nutty.

– Yeah, it’s a little nutty.

– Pretty smooth.

– Yeah, really smooth.

– Probably one you could serve to a lot of people unless they’re snobby or something like that.

– And they’d all like it and they’d say, “Oh, this is good coffee.” You know?

– Good point. You could always serve whatever you want, whether people like it or not.

– Well, yeah, that’s true.

– But they would like it, exactly. Overall, I’d say this is probably a three.

– Yeah, I’d say a three. I’d wanna get it on sale if we bought it again.

– Even probably more of a sale than what we got this one on. Since it’s only a 10 ounce bag.

– But it’s good still.

– Yeah, have you ever had Barnie’s coffee before? Is there a Barnie’s in the mall where you grew up? In which you grew up in the mall? In which? I don’t know how to use that. I’m just kidding. Let us know what you think of Barnie’s coffee or if you’ve tried other roasts or blends or whatever they offer. Let us know, we’ll see about picking some up and reviewing that.

– Okay.

– Again, thanks for joining us, and until next time.

– Keep grinding.

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Review Recap

Brand: Barnie’s Coffee
Roast: Medium
Price per pound: $14.40
Flavors we detected / other notes: Nutty, Mellow
Overall rating:
Would we buy it again? Yes

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