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Starbucks Espresso Roast Coffee Review


[spoiler title=’Click here to read the transcript. ‘ style=’default’ collapse_link=’true’]- Hey welcome to Coffee Coffee Coffee. Your place for average Joe coffee reviews. Today’s coffee beans come from Latin America and the Pacific part of Asia.

– Today we are reviewing Starbucks Espresso Roast. So..

– Espresso.

– Yeah. It’s suppose to be rich and caramelLy. And it is…the……. the roast that they use for like their actual Espresso drinks. Like your Latte’s and whatnot.

– Um, interesting.

– And by the way, if you’re ever at a Starbucks get a Breve Latte. It is delicious.

– Blonde..

– No.

– Non blonde.

– They’re both good.

– Three?

– Two non blondes.

– Four?

– Which one?

– 4 Non Blondes.

– Four non.., o right. 4 Non Blondes. What they sing?

– Hey! That.

–

– What’s going on? Was that them?

– Yeah.

– Okay.

– Okay. I don’t think we have to worry about copyright infringement.

-YouTube is gonna flag it!

– Yeah so, ………….. Yeah, it’s it’s a deep dark roast.

-Deep dark forest.

– 100%

-of espresso coffee.

– Arabica. Right. So, they say a lot about it, but basically.. it’s caramelly and……… dark..

– Right. and rich.

– Same, …they’ve been roasting it the same way since 1975.

– Yeah. So they never..

– went out to the jungle, found some beans, it was really hot, they roasted it, and said, “let’s not do that again”, we’ll just keep it the same from 1975.

– Right.

– That’s what happened.

– I’m gonna go down here and get my coffee.

– I don’t think…

– Backwards, back up the stairs.

– Right. That was excellent. I’m sure it looked really life like.

– Let’s try it.

– Yeah, so well let’s talk about price…

–

– while we are tasting it.

– We got it on sale for Six Dollars and Ninety-Nine cents for a 12 ounce bag. It’s normally, Nine Dollars and Fifty cents at our Local Publix, and that takes it to $12.66 per pound..

–

– so on the pricey end of store bought coffee.

– Yeah pricey…ish.

– But, this is one I like. Like, do..

– It’s got a caramelly flavor.

– Yeah, like caramelly. It’s ..dark and roasty, but not smoky.

– Right.

–

– Their treks through the jungle were worth it.

– Why do you keep saying treks through the jungle?

– That’s what it says on here.

– What? They trek through the jungle?

– Yeah.

– I missed that part.

– They, I don’t know,..they cooked some beans..

–

– in the jungle.

– O it really does says that their…I don’t see jungle.

-But because I said it she thought it was true.

– Yeah Quest, it doesn’t say jungle anywhere. Anyways…

– Whenever I think of Quest, I think of Jonathan Quest. Is that his name?

– Johnny Quest.

– Johnny Quest.

– The cartoon guy?

– Jonathan was his real name.

–

– What’s the name of that kid that you probably loved when you were a teenager?

– Zack Morris.

– No Jonathan.

-Taylor Thomas.

– No there’s another one. He had long blonde hair. Not long, but..you know that…

– Jonathan?

– Jonathan. Was he on a futuristic show?

– I,.. I don’t know.

– We’ll think of it sometime and maybe I’ll put his name right here.

– Jonathan?..I don’t know. I don’t know what your talking about.

– Either way. Yeah, so the coffee is good overall.

– Well what does that have to do with the coffee?

– Quest. I wanna diatribe. Is that the right word?

– No. Diatribe I think, is when your fussing at somebody.

– O well I’m fussing at myself.

– Bitter diatribe.

– Inside my brain.

– Your fussing, your fussing about something.

–

– Bitter diatribe.

– But I wasn’t.

– It was in ….Runaway, not, yeah Runaway Bride. Bitter diatribe is about women, something about like that.

– Another movie about a Quest.

– Anyway. A little after this review, I feel like it’s time to wrap it up.

– Three and half donuts?

– Um…

– Yeah.

– Yeah. Three and a half donuts..

– We agree. Ugh..tell us in the comments below about your favorite Starbucks Blend,.Roast.

–

– Have you had this Espresso Roast? Espress yourself in the comments…

–

– about what you thought of it.

–

– And thanks for joining us. Until next time…

– Keep grindin'[/spoiler]

Review Recap

Brand: Starbucks
Roast: Espresso
Price per pound: $12.66
Flavors we detected / other notes: Caramel, Roasty
Overall rating:
Would we buy it again? Yes

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